With all due respect to copyrights, Shane you ignorant slut.* The Matt Campbell hire by Pollard and Iowa State is a home-run, wrapped in a slam dunk, and thrown like a Rodgers-to-Rodgers Hail Mary. Snagging Campbell from a MAC powerhouse like Toledo was about as good a hire as a program like the Cyclones can hope to get. Become one of us, Shane. It’s okay to drink the Kool-Aid this time and let me tell you why.
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(*It should be noted that this line was included at Shane’s specific request. Bonus points to those of you who understand the reference)

This article was written by my close friend, and editor, Shane Dayton. A response will hopefully be posted sometime this weekend. Stay tuned!

​*NOTE: This article was written as a response to the quick hire and the immediate reports afterward. The surprising speed of news about recruits, staff being filled out, etc. would affect parts of this article. In other words, I'm already breaking my promise and drinking the Kool-Aid because I'm a Cyclones fan: other than Kool-Aid what have we really had during football season since Seneca? Still – the points in the article and red flags mentioned are still worth discussing.